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Frank being too cute for his own good | Part eight

Sun, 12 May 2013 18:05:04 -0300

Frank being too cute for his own good | Part eight

nevertrustthepenguin: kinkjolras: blindterezi: sassyterrorist2: Hey what’s the most times you...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:44:53 -0300

kinkjolras:

blindterezi:

sassyterrorist2:

Hey what’s the most times you can masturbate without dying

so this is the ultimate question

the answer to life the universe and everything

Holy shizzballs

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babygermanotta: I MISS THIS SO MUCH

Sun, 05 May 2013 17:38:05 -0300

babygermanotta:

I MISS THIS SO MUCH

accio-my-childhood: bogleech: what-are-you-doing-here: goddes...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:46:32 -0300

accio-my-childhood:

bogleech:

what-are-you-doing-here:

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

Source

There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean. If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean. Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death. Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at. Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

i will be as badass as she

You know, I heard of her, but I’d either forgotten or never heard that she grew old and retired having never been brought down or defeated ever.

She won being a pirate.

She got history’s high score.

A Kaleesi.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 16:44:22 -0300

smilingemoticon: blackromney: full movies on youtube “Click The Link In The Description To Watch...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:43:40 -0300

smilingemoticon:

blackromney:

full movies on youtube

“Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”

How Tony Stark Robert Downey, Jr. ends an interview.

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:39:09 -0300

How ~~Tony Stark~~ Robert Downey, Jr. ends an interview.

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Sat, 04 May 2013 18:18:59 -0300

requested by zezlemet

VENGENZ.COM (this isn’t everything, just a most of the clothes....

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:54:41 -0300

VENGENZ.COM

(this isn’t everything, just a most of the clothes. there’s male/female versions of almost everything)

swiftlovatorauhl: Skank Quinn is probably my favorite side of...

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:51:22 -0300

swiftlovatorauhl:

Skank Quinn is probably my favorite side of Quinn. I don’t know why though, but I just loved her like that. Is that weird?

breathairordie: this gives me more hope than anything else in...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:41:26 -0300

breathairordie:

this gives me more hope than anything else in the world

sararye: ladies and gentlemen I present award winning...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:39:50 -0300

sararye:

ladies and gentlemen I present award winning international idol darren criss (x)

Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:39:17 -0300

queen-of-bliss:

queen-of-bliss:

forsciencejohn:

pwopermaizito:

thechosenone305:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

-Hello? Mom?

-No. This is Darren Criss.

“Hey, sis! What’s up?
“Sis? This is Benedict.”

“Mom, can you pick me up?”

“Mom? It’s Misha.”

“Dad, where are you?”

“Ehehehehehhe”

notice how all the people we’re hypothetically trying to reach are family members because we don’t actually have friends to call

Reblogging because of the accuracy of that comment ^

What is the worst thing your parents have ever caught you...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:38:33 -0300

What is the worst thing your parents have ever caught you doing?

chxshire: i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:37:58 -0300

chxshire:

i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three

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